you are smarter than you think, and prettier too. who cares if you haven't washed your hair in 3 days?? you still showered and washed your hoo-hoo, you are a nice clean smelling individual. besides that, since you are a little stressed out, you've been eating less..which is a concern since your ass is deflating a little bit..eat more chicken nuggets, that's a priority, with lots of mayo. your love handles are deflating a little, but come on, starvation is hard to do, and it kind of turns you into a bitch. and you need your love handles for love making in the future, hard to believe right now, but a time will come when you need a little bit of handle for....whatever you know. Make sure to keep brushing your teeth, it's important. don't let nasty yellow sweaters to start growing on your chompers. it's all about the hygiene lady!! keep it clean.
be on your best behavior. ladies who are stressed about school are not so much fun to be around. get your sleep, eat your veggies and drink your water. don't let yourself get sick. only the week get sick, like freshman. (sorry girls, you really don't know how to handle finals week until your really a Junior. keep your head up....outta that toilet. stop partying so much, k thanks.)
Besides that, I dunno how else you're gonna relieve some stress. Unless you have a boy/boyfriend you can use for sex whenever/wherever you want. I heard some nasty stories about people doing the dirty in study rooms at the library. It wasn't me, but trust me, I'm thinking now....spring semester finals week...boom.
Now, go to sleep soon. set your alarm to wake up early tomorrow at 6am. don't be a pansy ass! you have a test due online by 8am, give yourself extra time and take a nap after.
YOU HAVE 12 DAYS TO COMPLETE 7 EXAMS AND ACE THEM!
Ready, Break! =(:
Love you, get your shit ready and done girrrrrrrrl!
B.lady.classy.girly.graduate.material.diplomaaaaaaa!
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