Monday, January 23, 2012

The Bachelor...aka The Dousche bag

Benjamin Flajnik is a grade A Toolbag. How rude can one person be?

I guess if your selfish enough to date 25 women at once, you figure you can do just about anything.

Do yourself a favor, and move to Canada once the show's over, cause we don't want to see your face 'round here no more!

Bye Bye Bitch.

Be nice my loves, already know you are sweet.

Bgirl


Thursday, January 19, 2012

I have a date with a Frenchie tonight, mmmmhmmm. My favorite foreigner.

Is it just me, or do the french, french kiss the best?

Loves and french kisses,

B

Wednesday, January 18, 2012

Happy Hump Day (:

Hello All! It's the middle of the week, that much closer to the weekend.

This weekend should be fun, I'll be attending my friend C's wedding reception and my BEST besties are coming to town M and CM(: AHH love them and can't wait to see them. They are also bringing their significant others, so it shall be fun to see them too. They're both dating great guys, so I'm very happy for them.

And....tonight or some other night this week my new French Man wants to get together. How fun, and he is such a gentleman. Wi Wi I like.

Alright my loves, have a great day

love you to the moon and back,

B

Saturday, January 14, 2012

T Gettin Fresh to Death

Never thought I would find my Jersey Shore match, but T you definitely filled that role! GTL baby, GTL.

giving you nothing but kisses today,

.xx.

B

Thursday, January 12, 2012

''Little bit of devil in (my) angel eyes....driving (you) crazy with that kiss me smile...

Wednesday, January 11, 2012

Periods suck.

I hate having my period. UGGGHHH. Ruins your life.

I'd rather not feel bloated/get zits/crabby/sick/get headaches/ have cramps and feel nauseous for 5 days. Thanks for giving me a vagina god. I do like sex, but I do not like my genitals having to bleed for days every month, that kinda sucks. AND I'm terrified of blood so every time I have to change my tampon I do it with squinty eyes so I don't have to see that shit. And nobody likes talking about their period and guys hate them too.

Why can't they just be extinct already?

Alright, I'm gonna go to beddi bye, pretty tired.

Love you to the moon and back,

B

Tuesday, January 10, 2012

Of course M is a dousche. Every person I like turns out to be a douche.

Deleting me as a friend on facebook? WOW. Childish.

Don't WASTE MY TIME M. Don't be a douche. Maybe next time a girl likes you and you like her as well, don't shove her in a cab by herself at 2am. That creates conflict, ASSHOLE.

Have a nice day dick.

B